Wednesday, August 23, 2017

IOWA CORNFIELDS

Hey Friends, its me Gussie Boy, Mags let me write on the blog this morning.  This is a picture of me and mags telling those stinky goats what for, and to stay away from our side of the fence.  They are getting ready to pee on their OWN beards, dumb asses.

Okay so see all that corn in the background, and then beyond the corn the big hills that are all around ours house.  Its pretty sitting outside wif mom and dad and taking in the scenery....EXCEPT mags and me saw those childrens that live in the corn.

Did you know about those creepy little kids, that lives in the corn, and tries to grab us if we get to close??  Thats why I tell those goats to get the grass over by the corn, hehehehehhe.........does that makes me a bad little puggie boy?

Gus

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

GOAT ENVY

So ewes all nose by now we moved from the old house in the town by the river, to a newer house in the country not to far from the river.

Bad picture on moms phone.


ANYWAYS I fink you nose too all about the goats that are our neighbors.  Big goats, little goats, tinier goats ...well you get the picture.  WELL, apparently Dad grew up on a goat farm when he was a little boy so he has a soft spot in his hard cold heart (heheh) for goats.


TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

So Gussie has always thought he was special, you know Dad's one and only, Dads main man, Dad's boy.  The smart one, the handsome one, the only one that listens...blah blah blah blah.

UNTIL Dad meets goats.    Yep, Dad is now the proud owner of a little black/white fainting goat,which he will bring into our domain in a few months.  Happy DAD, Sad GUS.

Then on Sunday we had visitors and Gus decided to show DAD he could be just as good as any old goat.  First thing he did was stand on the coffee table and prance around like the goats outside.  Dad said GET  DOWN.  SO Gussie decided to take it one step further, and he jumped on the couch and walked across the top of it to MOM.   Gus should be in a circus on the high wire...........I am proud of you Gussie, you showed DAD didn't you!

Maggie Mae

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

WHERE'S STELLA ROSE?????????

WELL, hells bells I has gotten some emails from friends asking WHY I Mags is writing on Stellie's blog and not their dear friend STELLA PeRFECT SMELLING ROSE.............well, its not like I stuck her in a moving box and taped it shut and mailed her to Ms. Mary Ann or anyfings like THAT!!!

See here is proof of life.  Hers is standing on that pink carpet that is soon to become nice wood floors staring up at the phone.  Geeze peoples.

Stella Rose is doing just fine. She is starting to move around alot more and makes her way across the front deck now just FINE!  I on the other hand haf to deal with stupid Eddie, and getting him offs my back cos he finks I am a HORSE.

AND

These damn goats that are always coming over to ours back yard when we are outside raising hell, showing the neighbors just how good of watch dogs we are. You nevers can be to comfortable in the neighborhood.  STAY SMART MAGS is what I tell myself.

Tomorrow i am going to be guarding the kitchen cos we are getting new kitchen flooring. Dad will be on the other side of NUTS and BITCHYVILLE cos he hates when we bark and carry on.  I tell him, to go buy ear plugs and he says the F word to me.  Mom won't let me print it cos I am a youngest pug still.

AND

Today the dish guy comes to bring TV to our house cos in the country there is no CABLE.  There are goats, long horned cows and chickens and a lousy rooster that wakes me at 4:45 every morning so in turn I wake my parents up at the same time.  Just doing my JOB.   I except the cable company will be sending mom a letter of complaint after they leave our house.  I have a long list of things to keep that guy busy.

Mags

Monday, August 14, 2017

MOANNNNNNNNNNNNDAY


DO you see me mom?

Dad and Gussie sharing tea.  Put your tongue back in your mouf brudder!

WE are the new kids on the block goats!!

Smartest cat in the world. Its Henri.   Life on the farm is busy for a city pug like me.  I am now in charge of keeping Henri and El safe, and Gussie and Stella Rose.  Safe from what you may ask..........THE GOATS!    Maggie Mae

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

#1 PEE PUG

I am the number one pee-r at our house.  As soon as I run outside I pee on the grass, then on the flower pots, then on the hostas then on the fence, then on the side of the garage, then I take a little break and on my way back into the house I might pee on the deck steps.  I am the best pee pug around.

P.S. I never pee on that old basket hound, cos I admire him.  He is over 30 years old.

MAGS

Monday, July 31, 2017

THE PRINCESS IS IN THE TOWER

MOM is learning how to take pic with her new phone.  See the tiny prison we were in well its because I Margaret Mae smartest pug in Iowa figured out how to get my perfectly round little body through a small square shape in the fence and I ran the cornfields of IOWA.   Isn't that some kind of brilliance tests humans take.


Can you see the fence...and the big cornfields.....what a run I had. But Dad was rather pissed and went and bought chicken fencing to put at the bottom of the nice farmer fence, so now you know what an excellent escape artist that I am, it takes Two fences to keep this pug in.  I believe I will start giving classes to those humans that live behind the great wires, I plan on charging for my expertise of course.

Mom worked Sat. so with Sunday being her only day off, she was able to get some things done but she still have 150,0000 more to do.  We try to snoopverise and help her but she does not appreciate us being under her feet.

If EDDIE is not sleeping like this then he is raising the Daytona 100 all over all house. He is a super smart little guy, I think he must posses some of my pug genes.  Yesterday Mom found him n the garden tub with a large assortment of her necklaces .....I told Mom he was planning her wardrobe for the rest of the week.



Stellie and gussie say hi.  We are saying goodbye to the carpet next weekend and getting wood flooring.  Mom is excited, Dad is worried we will be piss heads when the men come to work.  Dad worries wayyyyyyyyyy to much about us.  Mom says if I don't quit cussing so much, she is shutting my blog down. Damn woman!

Here is the front of the house this morning........mom has shitty camera skills.

Here is a little bit of our Alcatraz in the back.  We like it. Gussie especially loves it cos he likes to bark at the bigger than hell X-rated goats running around over there with the big horns.  Did you know goats have beards and they like to pee on each others beards and the goat with the most pee in his beard is the King of all goats?   I am thinking about growing a beard and becoming the queen of all pugs around here.   Just a thought.

Mags

Friday, July 28, 2017

GOOD MORNING

Oh good morning my bloggy friends, it is me, Maggie Mae of the Three Little Pugs in Iowa.  I have missed our blog so much but I could not get Mom to sit down and blog for me, so I have been secretly teaching myself and it has only taken me free months to do it!!!

You can see how smart I am even as a tiny child.

So anyway I have taken over this here blog and ams going to try my best to become a better blogger than Stella Rose.   And I figure any pug who can type her owns blog will be showing up on the World News sooner or later and I figure that is better news than what we have to watch now...bhahahahahh.  Also, I expect the Ellen Show will be calling me, cos I am so smart and you knooowwwwwwwwwww she gives away some big checks, so be expecting new beds for everyone!!!!

I have lots to tell ewes but I will take it slow cos I don't want anyones brains to explode wif all my news.  I will just tell you a little each time eyes blog.  Forgives my grammar and spelling eyes hasn't had time to work on that yet.

Okay onto news from us.

We MOVED.  MOVED, MOVED and MOVED.  We no longer live in the oldest house in the world by the river, in town.  NOW we live in the country about 1/2 mile from the river through these corn fields, and our neighbors have big exotic goats and weird loud birds that have no sense of THEIR yard and MY yard.

Moving day was an experience that no pug will ever want to relive again.  Imagine this..close your eyes........................all our big kids and grandmonsters helping, that is good right, then there is our DAD who is NOT good.  Dad did not want to move to the beautifulest house in the country and he let everyone including most of the town know thats............change is hard for DAD REAL REAL hard.  So anyways close your eyes again and imagine this...........trucks are loaded, trailers are loaded and DAD is yelling and moaning and complaining, and he has us three pugs, henri and ellen, and EDDIE all in the little clown car, wif him, AND Mom tells us its a good fing he is in the CLOWN car cos he is acting like a CLOWN.

No, not the sweet clowns at the circus but that mean CLOWN on the movies that eat little pugs and scare humans.   DAD stayed the mean clown most of the day and night but then magically after everyone left and we sit outside on the deck the magic country air, cleaned out his brain and he became a new nicer clown.

Poor stellie rose.  She is having a very hard time wif the move.  At our old house she knew her way around inside and out, and would have fooled even the smartest person in the world that she was NOT blind.  At our new house, she is very lost, and can't figure out anything yet.  She mostly barks for MOm.

Our first few nights she was panting so hard mom was worried she would haf to take her to the vet and get Valium or somefing.  I toles Mom "heck get us that drug, we are sick of listening to her" but mom just glared at ME.  Finally though she is calming down a little and the only ALMOST catastrophe that we ALMOST had was mom sit her down on the back deck while she was shutting the door, and stella almost walked off the DECK!!!!   She would have fallen about 2 feet and gotten hurt.  I toles Mom"you had better learn how to hold a fat pug and shut that damn door at the same time!"   Mom did not appreciate my wisdom.

Wells folks I had better clear out.  Gussie boy, has figured out the big ass goats share the back fence of our alcatraz wif us, and he goes out there to push them around.  Of course they could kills him real easy and he is not smart enough to realize that.  I haf to watch out for that boy all the time.

I will be back next week wif pictures to show you our crazy zoo.  PS. El and Henri are okay wif being inside and Eddie loves running around all overs the big house, he loves Gussie and likes to jump on his back.  BAAAAHHHHAAAA

Margaret Mae

Thursday, May 25, 2017

RED NOSE DAY

Today is Red Nose Day.  Lets remember to help the children of the world instead of hurting them.  Humans need lessons to take from us doggies and catsies of the world.  They need to open their eyes and turn on their listening ears.

Stella Rose
Maggie Mae
&
Angus Mac

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

ONCE UPON A TIME.....

ONCE upon a time there were two little pugs whose purpose in life was to bring some human such special gifts that only a furry four-footer can.  THEY peeked down through the fluffy clouds and saw such a needy race of humans that it was hard for them to choose, whom will they love, where should they go.......then they saw  the MOM.

Loaded with their bag of love they packed their parachute, and dropped into her life.........two little pugs with hearts filled with joy and happiness.  An to this MOM they handed a note and it said.

Dear Mom:
We are pugs.  Gifts, that have fallen far from above, given to you, in these times here on earth to make your heart feel even more compassion, and more love that we know you do.  We will bring to your life new friends, and travels you never dreamed about.  Children in your life, will love us, and we will love them in turn.  As time goes by, we may cause your heart to feel pain and loss, and lessons will be taught to you that only we can teach.  We are true gifts because the only thing we expect back from you is the very same feelings we have for you.   We are a gift of love.  In these sad times here on your earth MOM pure gifts can be hard to find and the lessons learned are hard.  We will be your comfort and we will bring you joy.
We are pugs.

Once upon a time there were two little pugs.......

Stella Rose and Angel Sammy J. Simpson






Friday, April 21, 2017

DORY'S SPECIAL DAY

Do you see her behind the hostas????????????

Is she peeking out behind the butterfly bush???

Is she smiling with the sunflowers????????

Maybe in the zinnas??

We always thought Dory was the prettiest flower in the garden in Blogville, and we think we will still find her whenever we see one of Gods beautifulest flowers.  I imagine Dory is tending the many flower gardens up at the Bridge.  And if we are lucky enough to catch a flutter of wings out of the corner of our eyes, this summer, we know it will be our very own Dory taking care of the flowers.

We will miss you our special friend.

Stella Rose, Margaret Mae, Angus Mac and Momma


Monday, April 10, 2017

REMEMBERING DORY


MOM told me yesterday that humans have a tradition of loss, and it can be celebrated in many ways.  One way is to come back home, and share your memories, and laughs, and smiles and tears.  I like that tradition very much.

HERE in our family we have missed being with our blogville family and it causes us all deep hurt in our hearts, when we come back because one of our family members has gone to wait for us at the Rainbow Bridge.

WE were given the best gift last summer when we got to go to the retreat and meet up with many of our human and four legged friends, and Dory was one of them.  That will be a memory we will always cherish.

Dory was a special flower in Gods beautiful garden, so on Friday April 21 blogville will be celebrating Dory and her love of flowers.  There will be a special blog hop and for more information go to the PugRanch Kids to read about it.




We will always be thankful for her friendship.


Stella Rose and Momma

Thursday, March 9, 2017

MEMORIES








Memories.....Margaret Mae and Princess Leah...................whooohoooo good times.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

SNACK STICKS DOG TREATS #CHEWY INFLUENCERS

BET YOU CAN'T SAY THAT THREE TIMES REAL FAST................MOM picked us out the best snack sticks to try from MR. CHEWY this month.   NEWMAN'S SNACK STICKS DOG TREATS.


WE HAVE ALWAYS LOVED MR. CHEWY TREATS, SO WE WERE SUPER STOKED WHEN OUR BOX ARRIVED, LATER WE REALIZED THE CAT BOYS HAD THEIR OWN BOX, THEN WE WERE MAD.

WE FINK MOM PICKED THESE TREATS OUT THOUGH COS THE MAN ON THE PICTURE, HERS WON'T TELL US THE TRUF.

So our sticks came in lamb flavor which mom liked because it also had alot of pumpkin in it which helps with our digestion.  NOW at our house, mom breaks the stick into 6 tiny pieces and we each get two.  That way she is giving our bodies time to adjust to something new, and she doesn't worry about us gobbling it down and choking.

NOW when mom is gone DAD gives us the whole stick. He says mom babies us to much and we are all adults now.  "just don't tell mom" is what he said.

So not only are these sticks good tasting but each flavor does good fings for us dogs, like helps our coats be shiny and keeps our skin healthy, no grain or gluten, nuffin artificial in it, (like Dads Mt. Dew that he lets us try....).

Mom likes the size of the bag, only 5 oz. and that it comes in three different flavors, lamb, salmon, and chicken.  Plus, the price is good, $3.52.  We want mom to buy us each a bag so that we we don't have to share.

Fanks Mr. Chewy for letting us to our review.  No monies was paid to us to eat these treats.

Stella Rose

SOLID GOLD PURRRFECT PAIRING FOR CATS--- ##CHEWYINFLUENCER

MOM IS LATE WIF HER REVIEW......WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT???

 WE ARE LUCKY WE GET FED ON TIME AT OUR HOUSE, LET ALONE GET TO REVIEW NEW CAT PRODUCTS.........THE WOMAN TRIES THOUGH SO WE GIVE HER POINTS FOR THAT.

WE ARE THE CAT BRUDDERS, HENRI, ELLEN THE HOUSE ROYAL CATS AND FUZZY WHO LIVES IN THE HOOD ON THE PORCH AND SOMETIMES IN OUR HOUSE.  WE RUN THIS PUG HOUSE, THAT IS WHY WE GET TO REVIEW OUR PICK FROM MR. CHEWY FIRST.

SO WE TOLD MOM WE WANTED TO TRY THIS CAT FOOD ...COS WE SAW THE WORDS
"SAVORY MOUSE"  (OH MY CAT, NOW WE SEE IT SAYS mousse NOT mouse....BLUSH....BLUSH)



EVEN THOUGH WE STARTED OUT AS "HOOD CATS' WE DO LIKE "GREAT" FOOD AND EVERY MORNING WE WERE SUPER EXCITED WHEN MOM BROUGHT US OUT A "SPOONFUL" TO TRY.


AND EVERY AFTERNOON WE WERE EVEN MORE EXCITED COS DAD GAVE US EACH A CONTAINER TO TRY!!  

HERE ARE THE THINGS MOM LIKED ABOUT IT.
  1. Grain Free/Gluten Free    (that did not mean we could not be glutenous when we ate it though)
  2.  It was made up of 78% water, so it also gave us a great WAY to EAT our water.
  3.  We tried the tuna and goat milk selection.  It also comes in chicken, fish, salmon. 
  4.  It also had easy to open little cups, just peel off the top and let us eat it all!!  2.75 oz. of nuffin but deliciousness.
WE LOVED THIS REVIEW.

The only downside to this food, is it came in a 6-pk at a cost of $8.34.   Since our house has turned into a cat shelter for the down and out kittens of the world it would to be expensive for mom to feed us everyday BUTT if hers would find homes for the hood on the porch then she said she could swing it.  

Is it time to eat mom?  Don't pay any attention to those beggers looking in the door!!!

We were given no monies for this review, everyfing we said is the cats truf!

Ellen, and Henri, and Fuzzy.................

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US.





THIS IS MICAH
OUR GRANDMONSTER BOY
HE IS 16 TODAY
GUS AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WIF HIM
WE PUT THIS PICTURE ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE
WE FAUGHT HIS FRIENDS WOULD LIKE IT.



BOL
STELLA ROSE

Thursday, February 9, 2017

SULLYS SUGGESTION

WELL you all know we are punishing our mom in many different ways for making us take our cat brudders to the Valentine Bash.........so far we have starved ourselves nearly to death, ...........and we escaped from our portal gate to run amuck all over the house AND now Sully has given us the best kind of STRIKE.

 I REFUSE TO PEE OUTSIDE STRIKE!!!!  whooohoooo OUR DAD WILL HATE THIS ONE.

MAGGIE ALREADY HAS A HEADS UP COS SHE PEED ON THE CORNER OF THE NEW CHAIR OF MOMS TODAY WHILE MOM WAS AT WORK AND DAD WAS AT PT.

AND MOMS BLUE RUG.........AND THE BEDTIME BLANKIE........WELL YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING DONCHA................YEP THOSE BOYS WILL BE STAYING HOME FOR SURE.......

DON'T MESS WIF A PUG ...ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE SCOTTIE FRIENDS.


p.S  MOM WILL BE GONE UNTIL NEXT WED.  SHE HAS TO WORK AT THE CLINIC UNTIL THEN...................DAMN!

STELLA ROSE

HUNGER STRIKE ENDED

I THOUGHT BEING ON A HUNGER STRIKE WOULD BE EASY PEASY AND WE WOULD GET OUR WAY..........BUT WHEN MOM FIXED OUR SUPPER FOR US, ......WE ATE IT.......THUS THE HUNGER STRIKE ENDED .............1 HR. AND 33 MIN. AFTER IT STARTED.



SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH


Wednesday, February 8, 2017

MUTINY

MUTINY

NO PUG SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE THEIR CAT BROTHER TO A VALENTINE DANCE.

WE THREE PUGS ARE GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE.



STELLA ROSE

Monday, February 6, 2017

KARMA

This year will be 7 years ago that Momma brought me home from the Mill.  Today we found out that she is now listed on the 100 Worst Mills and because of that she was fined, and lost the ability to sell her puppies to a broker for two years.  Mom knows that poor breeding and genetics are the reason Gussie and I have had so many eye issues.  We were glad this FINALLY happened.

Me and my Angel Brudder Sammy J. Simposn.  He is doing the dance of joy in the heavens above.


Stella Rose

Thursday, February 2, 2017

I AM HOME!

I like this picture it shows I am in charge and did you see all my little pretty charms from my friends over the years.

Okay so I got home but was still really dopey, so I had a hard time walking.  I fink Maggie laughed at me.  

Then I could not eat my chicken that mom had made for me, my brain said eat, but my mouf would not open.      So I cried and mom felt bad.

Then Mom had to carry me everywhere cos I wobble-weebled all around, and then I would cry, and she would feel bad some more.

So mostly last night I would cry, and sleep and cry and sleep and then around 4:30 this morning, I finally REALLY fell asleep, cos I snored in moms ear.

And I stopped crying.

This morning, I pottyed, drank water, and ate some chicken in my food.  I am having trouble opening my mouf to play wif my toys but probably tomorrow it will be better.  After all they took out 12 teefs and my Frankenvet said I had already lost 8.  Wowzer.

She said little dogs are very prone to this, even wif teef brushing.

She did talk to mom about my eye.  They tear tested it while I was asleep and my right eye shows no tears anymore even wif all the tons of medicine mom has used everyday for me.  So they are going to try another two types on me for a few months and hopefully that will increase some tear production.  If not......well that is a whole nother story.

Fanks for all my get well wishes.   Love Stellie Rose

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

STELLA UPDATE

THE vet called and said Stella is doing fine.  They did have to remove several teeth, so she will be going home with pain meds for a few days.  I will be picking her up in about an hour so I am anxious to see her and love on her.  When I went home at noon, the strangest thing happened.  Maggie Mae and Gussie were laying side by side on the loveseat, no one barked as usual or jumped up to greet me.  They just laid there and never moved my total lunch hour.  I think they were worried about Stellie and did not understand where she was at.  I told them I would be bringing her home soon.  I knew they loved each other even though Maggie is not always so nice to her.

deb

TEEFERS CLEANING DAY

FIRST, Mom starved me.  Why are Mags and Gussie eating their breakfast and I am watching????????

SECOND she put my pretty walking vest on, but we never went on a WALK.
I refuse to look at you woman.

I still refuse to look at you.  I AM STARVING.

Get the camera off me, my BLOOD SUGAR is low cos I have not eaten since 6 pm last night.

Get me out of this car!!


So Mom dropped me off at the Frankenvet.  She whispered special words in my ears.  I pretended not to listen to them, but I did.  I love you too Momma, BUTT I do expect lots of chicken in my dinner tonight.

Love Stella Rose


Thursday, January 26, 2017

BED BUGS (KIDS)

That is what we call grandkids sometimes..........bugs........we don't know why mom does that but we hear her say, " Hi Bug" to Piper when she visits.  Maybe because bugs and pugs rhyme and she has so many of each..........????????????????????????  Our moms mind must wonder to different regions of her brain ALOT.

See that little white slip hanging on the shelf.  That belongs to their mom.  It was hand sewn by our moms friend when she was born 38 years ago.  Tomorrow will be her birthday.

This is mom and my bed......you need to get out of it bugs.


That kid wants Maggie's ball.........Maggie is being a good girl and sharing.

Can you put her down Dad so I can play wif her????

You can quit guarding her dad that's my job..................(Gus)   Maggie photobombed.

I am going to be one in March, are you one also Grandpa???  Is this your mad face???


My night was crazy.  Stella Rose