Friday, April 21, 2017

DORY'S SPECIAL DAY

Do you see her behind the hostas????????????

Is she peeking out behind the butterfly bush???

Is she smiling with the sunflowers????????

Maybe in the zinnas??

We always thought Dory was the prettiest flower in the garden in Blogville, and we think we will still find her whenever we see one of Gods beautifulest flowers.  I imagine Dory is tending the many flower gardens up at the Bridge.  And if we are lucky enough to catch a flutter of wings out of the corner of our eyes, this summer, we know it will be our very own Dory taking care of the flowers.

We will miss you our special friend.

Stella Rose, Margaret Mae, Angus Mac and Momma


Monday, April 10, 2017

REMEMBERING DORY


MOM told me yesterday that humans have a tradition of loss, and it can be celebrated in many ways.  One way is to come back home, and share your memories, and laughs, and smiles and tears.  I like that tradition very much.

HERE in our family we have missed being with our blogville family and it causes us all deep hurt in our hearts, when we come back because one of our family members has gone to wait for us at the Rainbow Bridge.

WE were given the best gift last summer when we got to go to the retreat and meet up with many of our human and four legged friends, and Dory was one of them.  That will be a memory we will always cherish.

Dory was a special flower in Gods beautiful garden, so on Friday April 21 blogville will be celebrating Dory and her love of flowers.  There will be a special blog hop and for more information go to the PugRanch Kids to read about it.




We will always be thankful for her friendship.


Stella Rose and Momma

Thursday, March 9, 2017

MEMORIES








Memories.....Margaret Mae and Princess Leah...................whooohoooo good times.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

SNACK STICKS DOG TREATS #CHEWY INFLUENCERS

BET YOU CAN'T SAY THAT THREE TIMES REAL FAST................MOM picked us out the best snack sticks to try from MR. CHEWY this month.   NEWMAN'S SNACK STICKS DOG TREATS.


WE HAVE ALWAYS LOVED MR. CHEWY TREATS, SO WE WERE SUPER STOKED WHEN OUR BOX ARRIVED, LATER WE REALIZED THE CAT BOYS HAD THEIR OWN BOX, THEN WE WERE MAD.

WE FINK MOM PICKED THESE TREATS OUT THOUGH COS THE MAN ON THE PICTURE, HERS WON'T TELL US THE TRUF.

So our sticks came in lamb flavor which mom liked because it also had alot of pumpkin in it which helps with our digestion.  NOW at our house, mom breaks the stick into 6 tiny pieces and we each get two.  That way she is giving our bodies time to adjust to something new, and she doesn't worry about us gobbling it down and choking.

NOW when mom is gone DAD gives us the whole stick. He says mom babies us to much and we are all adults now.  "just don't tell mom" is what he said.

So not only are these sticks good tasting but each flavor does good fings for us dogs, like helps our coats be shiny and keeps our skin healthy, no grain or gluten, nuffin artificial in it, (like Dads Mt. Dew that he lets us try....).

Mom likes the size of the bag, only 5 oz. and that it comes in three different flavors, lamb, salmon, and chicken.  Plus, the price is good, $3.52.  We want mom to buy us each a bag so that we we don't have to share.

Fanks Mr. Chewy for letting us to our review.  No monies was paid to us to eat these treats.

Stella Rose

SOLID GOLD PURRRFECT PAIRING FOR CATS--- ##CHEWYINFLUENCER

MOM IS LATE WIF HER REVIEW......WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT???

 WE ARE LUCKY WE GET FED ON TIME AT OUR HOUSE, LET ALONE GET TO REVIEW NEW CAT PRODUCTS.........THE WOMAN TRIES THOUGH SO WE GIVE HER POINTS FOR THAT.

WE ARE THE CAT BRUDDERS, HENRI, ELLEN THE HOUSE ROYAL CATS AND FUZZY WHO LIVES IN THE HOOD ON THE PORCH AND SOMETIMES IN OUR HOUSE.  WE RUN THIS PUG HOUSE, THAT IS WHY WE GET TO REVIEW OUR PICK FROM MR. CHEWY FIRST.

SO WE TOLD MOM WE WANTED TO TRY THIS CAT FOOD ...COS WE SAW THE WORDS
"SAVORY MOUSE"  (OH MY CAT, NOW WE SEE IT SAYS mousse NOT mouse....BLUSH....BLUSH)



EVEN THOUGH WE STARTED OUT AS "HOOD CATS' WE DO LIKE "GREAT" FOOD AND EVERY MORNING WE WERE SUPER EXCITED WHEN MOM BROUGHT US OUT A "SPOONFUL" TO TRY.


AND EVERY AFTERNOON WE WERE EVEN MORE EXCITED COS DAD GAVE US EACH A CONTAINER TO TRY!!  

HERE ARE THE THINGS MOM LIKED ABOUT IT.
  1. Grain Free/Gluten Free    (that did not mean we could not be glutenous when we ate it though)
  2.  It was made up of 78% water, so it also gave us a great WAY to EAT our water.
  3.  We tried the tuna and goat milk selection.  It also comes in chicken, fish, salmon. 
  4.  It also had easy to open little cups, just peel off the top and let us eat it all!!  2.75 oz. of nuffin but deliciousness.
WE LOVED THIS REVIEW.

The only downside to this food, is it came in a 6-pk at a cost of $8.34.   Since our house has turned into a cat shelter for the down and out kittens of the world it would to be expensive for mom to feed us everyday BUTT if hers would find homes for the hood on the porch then she said she could swing it.  

Is it time to eat mom?  Don't pay any attention to those beggers looking in the door!!!

We were given no monies for this review, everyfing we said is the cats truf!

Ellen, and Henri, and Fuzzy.................

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US.





THIS IS MICAH
OUR GRANDMONSTER BOY
HE IS 16 TODAY
GUS AND I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WIF HIM
WE PUT THIS PICTURE ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE
WE FAUGHT HIS FRIENDS WOULD LIKE IT.



BOL
STELLA ROSE

Thursday, February 9, 2017

SULLYS SUGGESTION

WELL you all know we are punishing our mom in many different ways for making us take our cat brudders to the Valentine Bash.........so far we have starved ourselves nearly to death, ...........and we escaped from our portal gate to run amuck all over the house AND now Sully has given us the best kind of STRIKE.

 I REFUSE TO PEE OUTSIDE STRIKE!!!!  whooohoooo OUR DAD WILL HATE THIS ONE.

MAGGIE ALREADY HAS A HEADS UP COS SHE PEED ON THE CORNER OF THE NEW CHAIR OF MOMS TODAY WHILE MOM WAS AT WORK AND DAD WAS AT PT.

AND MOMS BLUE RUG.........AND THE BEDTIME BLANKIE........WELL YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING DONCHA................YEP THOSE BOYS WILL BE STAYING HOME FOR SURE.......

DON'T MESS WIF A PUG ...ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE SCOTTIE FRIENDS.


p.S  MOM WILL BE GONE UNTIL NEXT WED.  SHE HAS TO WORK AT THE CLINIC UNTIL THEN...................DAMN!

STELLA ROSE

HUNGER STRIKE ENDED

I THOUGHT BEING ON A HUNGER STRIKE WOULD BE EASY PEASY AND WE WOULD GET OUR WAY..........BUT WHEN MOM FIXED OUR SUPPER FOR US, ......WE ATE IT.......THUS THE HUNGER STRIKE ENDED .............1 HR. AND 33 MIN. AFTER IT STARTED.



SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH


Wednesday, February 8, 2017

MUTINY

MUTINY

NO PUG SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE THEIR CAT BROTHER TO A VALENTINE DANCE.

WE THREE PUGS ARE GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE.



STELLA ROSE

Monday, February 6, 2017

KARMA

This year will be 7 years ago that Momma brought me home from the Mill.  Today we found out that she is now listed on the 100 Worst Mills and because of that she was fined, and lost the ability to sell her puppies to a broker for two years.  Mom knows that poor breeding and genetics are the reason Gussie and I have had so many eye issues.  We were glad this FINALLY happened.

Me and my Angel Brudder Sammy J. Simposn.  He is doing the dance of joy in the heavens above.


Stella Rose

Thursday, February 2, 2017

I AM HOME!

I like this picture it shows I am in charge and did you see all my little pretty charms from my friends over the years.

Okay so I got home but was still really dopey, so I had a hard time walking.  I fink Maggie laughed at me.  

Then I could not eat my chicken that mom had made for me, my brain said eat, but my mouf would not open.      So I cried and mom felt bad.

Then Mom had to carry me everywhere cos I wobble-weebled all around, and then I would cry, and she would feel bad some more.

So mostly last night I would cry, and sleep and cry and sleep and then around 4:30 this morning, I finally REALLY fell asleep, cos I snored in moms ear.

And I stopped crying.

This morning, I pottyed, drank water, and ate some chicken in my food.  I am having trouble opening my mouf to play wif my toys but probably tomorrow it will be better.  After all they took out 12 teefs and my Frankenvet said I had already lost 8.  Wowzer.

She said little dogs are very prone to this, even wif teef brushing.

She did talk to mom about my eye.  They tear tested it while I was asleep and my right eye shows no tears anymore even wif all the tons of medicine mom has used everyday for me.  So they are going to try another two types on me for a few months and hopefully that will increase some tear production.  If not......well that is a whole nother story.

Fanks for all my get well wishes.   Love Stellie Rose

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

STELLA UPDATE

THE vet called and said Stella is doing fine.  They did have to remove several teeth, so she will be going home with pain meds for a few days.  I will be picking her up in about an hour so I am anxious to see her and love on her.  When I went home at noon, the strangest thing happened.  Maggie Mae and Gussie were laying side by side on the loveseat, no one barked as usual or jumped up to greet me.  They just laid there and never moved my total lunch hour.  I think they were worried about Stellie and did not understand where she was at.  I told them I would be bringing her home soon.  I knew they loved each other even though Maggie is not always so nice to her.

deb

TEEFERS CLEANING DAY

FIRST, Mom starved me.  Why are Mags and Gussie eating their breakfast and I am watching????????

SECOND she put my pretty walking vest on, but we never went on a WALK.
I refuse to look at you woman.

I still refuse to look at you.  I AM STARVING.

Get the camera off me, my BLOOD SUGAR is low cos I have not eaten since 6 pm last night.

Get me out of this car!!


So Mom dropped me off at the Frankenvet.  She whispered special words in my ears.  I pretended not to listen to them, but I did.  I love you too Momma, BUTT I do expect lots of chicken in my dinner tonight.

Love Stella Rose


Thursday, January 26, 2017

BED BUGS (KIDS)

That is what we call grandkids sometimes..........bugs........we don't know why mom does that but we hear her say, " Hi Bug" to Piper when she visits.  Maybe because bugs and pugs rhyme and she has so many of each..........????????????????????????  Our moms mind must wonder to different regions of her brain ALOT.

See that little white slip hanging on the shelf.  That belongs to their mom.  It was hand sewn by our moms friend when she was born 38 years ago.  Tomorrow will be her birthday.

This is mom and my bed......you need to get out of it bugs.


That kid wants Maggie's ball.........Maggie is being a good girl and sharing.

Can you put her down Dad so I can play wif her????

You can quit guarding her dad that's my job..................(Gus)   Maggie photobombed.

I am going to be one in March, are you one also Grandpa???  Is this your mad face???


My night was crazy.  Stella Rose

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

PUGS

WALMART has pugs all over for Valentines Day.  I asked Mom if they used me as their example.  Mom said, "um..........sure."
Maggie Mae

Thursday, January 19, 2017

VALENTINE DANCE

WELL we read about the upcoming Valentine festivities and of course reminded MOM about our dates, and new dresses and Gussie's Tux, those kinds of fings, and of course letting Ms. Carol know we are coming and THEN Mom had ANOTHER NUTSO moment, and said "what a wonderful idea, the boys can go wif you!!!!!!!!!!"   WHAT BOYS????  WELL of course we were planning on asking Stan my love, and Peyton, but I had chills down my spine because I just KNEW those were not the boys she was talking about!!!!

(Gussie in shock when he heard the news)

Family comes first.  Mom tries hard to live up to those words and is learning each and everyday that family is not always blood but is usually found in the heart.  So ................our family of course is now also made up of CATS.  BOY CATS.  OH MY PUG she expects us to take the BOYS!!!!

Some of you remember little El and little Henri that were dropped into our yard by the cat stork.  Of course they showed up with 1 million dollars worth of things wrong wif them and it took all our treat money to get them well, AND then Dad took them to the Vet to get their girl and boy parts taken care of............ONLY to find out Ellen is not a Ellen but a Alan, but since she/he knew her/him name we still call him/her Ellen.  Only at my house.

 Little Ellen
Little Henri

 Big Ellen




 Big Henri. Even though he has a big bowl of water, he loves getting water out of the tub.


And of course we also have a cat named Fuzzy who does not know his name, even though he hears it over 750 times a day.  He was one of the original feral kittens who was born two years ago at Kevins, and found his way to our yard, and then onto our porch, and then into our house. 



He is bigger than Ellen and Henri but he uses the kitty litter, and minds his house manners well. He loves playing wif the kittens and the pugs.  He still can have moments where he acts scared and runs, but mostly he loves all of us.  SO  I am sure he is also one of the BOYS who will be going to the escapades wif us. COS HE IS FAMILY.



I am sure Sully will be laughing very hard at us, cos we did send him 952 of the feral kittens from last summer, but apparently 6 of them fell out of the wagon and eventually ended up in our yard. KARMA...



 They were super scared of MOM and DAD but always came out of hiding when it was dinnertime, and then they would run back into their hidden shelters.  Over the summer and fall though they got closer and closer to Alcatraz and we would come out and find them inside our compound running around and playing wif Henri and Ellen and US.  

Then one day mom came home from work and they were on the porch, eating and laying around on the swing, they HAVE NEVER LEFT.  So now we have 6 outside cats, that look like a cross between a beautiful long haired cat and a rabbit.  Mom thinks they look like Disney creations.  They let Mom and Dad pet them, and Mom made them a special protective place to go on the porch where the snow and cold wind cannot bother them.  I know THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE.  They don't know this but they are in line SOON to go to the VET.  Mom does wish she could find them all wonderful homes, so keep good thoughts for us about that.

Oh yeah and then there is GRANDPA.  That is what MOM calls him.  Last summer when the 1000 kittens from KEVINS showed up we also noticed a old gray long haired wilder than hell cat that hid by the big tree in our yard.  We would just catch glimpses of him off and on.  Sometimes Mom actually though he faded right into the tree bark like he was magical.  Mom and Dad both noticed he seemed to be in very poor health, and one side of his legs had a large red spot with no hair.  Dad told her he thought someone had shot him with a pellet gun, to keep him away from their house.  WHAT!!!!!!! 

Mom was furious and told DAD if he knew who did that dastardly deed, he had better march his *&* over and tell them to stop or ELSE.  It never happened again, but it took Grandpa most of the summer to heal. Then one day we actually saw him eat some food, and in a blink of the eye he was gone.  This has went on for several months, but one morning early when mom was going to her other job, and it was still dark outside there was GRANDPA waiting by the gate, meowing for his soft food.  Mom feeds him soft cos he is old and she thinks hard food hurts his teefers.  So now every morning he meets Mom at the fence and she feeds him, and every night when she gets home from work he is waiting on her.  No one has ever got to pet him yet, but mom has gotten close, and he has stopped hissing at Dad.  He has grown into a beautiful old cat.  Mom and Dad made him a nice warm place to stay in the winter time in the garage, but we really don't know if he does or not.  Life is a mystery when it comes to CATS.





ANYWAY just so you know the news..........we are taking the BOYS to the dance...........sigh.

Stella Rose

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

STELLA'S STINK--PART TWO

ONE of Mom's and my most favorite thing to do each night is to go to bed and read. 
She reads, I sleep.  Its the deal we made when I was little.  Lately though Mom is more needy so not only does she read, she silkies my little ears, rubs my little feet, and run her fingers through my soft fur, ALOT, ............finally she calms down and I am able to sneak down to the end of the bed, so the fan can blow on me, and I can get in my Zen zone, and imagine myself laying on a warm beach, filled with white sand and apples...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Over the weekend Mom bought a book from Kindle called, "Lily and the Octopus".  Mostly Mom buys dogs books and mostly they do not have good endings, which makes mom even more clingier to me.  So I was really hoping with a title like that, it would be a funny book that would not require a box of Kleenex and empty Dollar Store bag.  Or more loving on me.  

I was wrong, it had some humor in it, but mostly it was about an Octopus attached to a little doxies head that only her daddy could see, and of course Lily.  Mom deposited lots of Kleenex in the Dollar Store Bag, and I spent very little Zen Time at the beach.

THEN mom started to worry about THE STINK, worry a lot.  AND she started to imagine this.

So our Frankenvet said I would need my teefers cleaned.  Now I brush my teeth but I don't chew on a lot of other things that help keep the tarter off my teef.  Maybe its cos I have tiny teef, or maybe I just don't like to chew on stuff like Mags and Gussie do.  Anyway the Frankenvet said DON'T WORRY, we have done 100's of procedures like this, and on flat faced pugs.  MOM looked at ME and I looked at her, because we both knew that in all the trails we had walked around our little village we had NEVER seen another pug in this town.  Not even at the big dog park in the bigger town down the highway.

So mom being the hooverboard mom that she is says to the Frankenvet, "can you give me the puglets mom's name and phone number so I can talk to them about how their pug did with this procedure??'  Yes, folks she asked the Frankenvet to break every HIPAA law in the country just to  make sure their puglets did great.

Of course the Frankvet ran right over to her rolodex and wrote those numbers off for mom..........NOT!!!!!   So we are back to worry about the stink and my getting my toofers cleaned. 

Mom did prepare the Frankvet I would be wearing my pj's to the procedure because now Mom is telling herself that pugs clothing is actually our Thundarshirts and we need them for anxiety.  I know the vet hates my mom cos our picture is never on their facebook page, and who else comes to their office with three pugs in prison wear.

Thank you for all the comments on my stinky post.  I just want to answer one in particular.  NO, Carol I do not lick my butt, and that is not why my mouth smells.  No pug at our house does that, Maggie and Gussie lick each others ears, and face but not the butt.  I am probably to round to even find my butt.   NOW, Ellen and Henri are a whole nother thing, not only do they lick their butts, they start with their butts and work their way UP!!!!!    More on that later.

Stink you later................Stella Rose

Monday, January 16, 2017

STINKY IS A GOOD THING

AT our house being STINKY is a good thing.  STINKY is a word that brings out all kinds of worrisome feelings in my MOMS body so the BEST thing that happens is I get to SLEEP with her EVERY NIGHT in the bed just in case I start coughing or something or the STINK grows into a Larger STINK somewhere on my body.

MOM IS A NUTSO MOM ..................so here I stink, and mom gives me a bath, the next day, I stink again, so mom frets around and worries, and makes an appt. with Frankenvet, ...................she chews her nails down to the quick, she reads about stinkin pugs, she checks my wrinkles, my skin, my eyes, my ears, the STINK is there but she cannot find a reason for it.  She KNOWS she may have to go into battle with the STINK just so she can feel calm again, but the big question is "HOW do you BATTLE a enemy you cannot SEE??"   MOM IS A NUTSO MOM.

I imagine someday there will be a movie that comes out about smothering dog moms.  My mom and yours will probably have important roles to play.  Nutso, smothering moms.

So at the Frankenvet last week, I wear Angus's Harley orange hoodie so I will look tough, ......... I just look cute.

Mom says CUTE will not destroy the STINK but tough will!!   Okay MOM I will remember that .......

The vet cuts my nails, no STINK there, the vet takes care of my gland...........WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO a BIG STINK there but not the RIGHT STINK..............so finally after the VET checks every inch of my round little hairy body she decides it must be coming from my MOUTH.    WHAT!!!!!!   YEP, MAYBE it is my teefers need cleaned....................so Feb 1st I am going go to get my teefers cleaned bright and shiny and MAYBE the STINK will leave.

Until then I sleep wif mom every night, cos she is a smother, nutso mom, so stinky is not all so bad for me,  is it?   

Yep friends, keep track of your times wif your smother, nutty moms, I smell a movie deal for us.

Stella Rose

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

NEVER WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

I put this on my facebook page the other day.  It seems all I can manage is an occasional find to put on my page, words that I like or are feeling at the moment.  But these words made me think a little bit about perhaps a wrong that I never meant to be wrong.  And I wanted to fix it.

A few years ago a blogger left and it was sudden, and she was super loved in this blogging family, but she left, gone......blown away like some leaf in the autumn wind, and I did not understand it, and no matter what words I said, she never returned.  Of course I know she left for her own personal life reasons, but I had this hole where she once stood and it was hard for me to walk around it.  I never forgot those feelings......of loss.  And it also scared me in the sense that blogging had become closer than people I could touch in real life.

Then October 2015 happened and here it is January 2017 and I still am struggling everyday so bad that thinking enough to write words on a computer screen brings tears, and so... I don't write.

Until today.

Well, I have left and I can't really find my way back, and when I read this a few days ago, it hit me that maybe I have left a hole in someone's life here and that was not my intention.  Left...is an abstract word anyway......I have never really left blogville, every morning, on my way to wherever I am working at that time, I go through the list and wonder how each and everyone of you are doing, and I always keep you close to my heart, and prayers.  I also see some on facebook, ........its like peeping in the window just to make sure all is alright. 

Grief comes in so many forms.  And loss comes in many directions.  One of the hardest losses I had last summer was my mom.  Many of you know she has been fighting breast cancer, and you all sent gifts, and letters and cards and she loved them very much.  BUT Families have so many dynamics though and ours has always been a way that my Mom has trouble letting to many of her kids in her life at one time.  As unreal as this sounds, I had my time with Mom and Dad, and in the summer Mom decided it was my other sisters turn, .......................so its been a long summer, fall and winter for me, not one word said, or phone call made.  I feel like a bag of garbage, that ends up in the quarry, full of really good things that no one wanted.  I have three sisters and this has pretty much been our whole lives, one of us gets a turn at a time to have a mom.  Mine was for 10 years, I doubt if my sister will be that long.

Grief.  So Mom is still here, but she is gone.  Grief.

It piles down on you, every loss here in blogville, every family change, worries........it catches up with you  to the point that you cannot allow yourself to think a word let alone write it in a blog.

I hope this makes sense to someone, and if I left a hole its not because I have left, I am just having trouble finding my way home.

I really am.

Deb

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

WORDLESS WED-A SISTERS REVENGE


Our newest blogville Detective...............bhahahahahhahah................stella rose


Monday, December 5, 2016

GRADUATION FOR GUSSIE

For weeks now, our house has been QUIET, at first we thought the outside cats were planning a revolution because one of their own has now made residency within the walls of our nice warm house, but that wasn't it....................(and that is a WHOLE nother story)

NOPE, instead everyday Gussie would get up early, and leave the house sometimes not to return for a few days, Maggie and I put our heads together, and all we could think of was that he was BACK to doing this........

BUTT that was not even close...............so I guess dear friends lets set back and Let our gussie boy tell you where HE REALLY WAS.


Hi family:
I was approached late one night by a pup all dressed in a black suit and tie.  He asked me if I was Angus McConnell Long and I said yes, and I asked him if he was auditioning for the new "Men in Black" and he took out a white sheet of paper and made a big red check mark on it!!!!  

He told me right away check marks are BAD and I could only have 5 or I was OUT...OUT....OUT.  Well being the super bright pug that I am, I asked him, "out of Mr. Chewy Treats, cos if that is the case I am already OUT...OUT...OUT cos our Mom is working her *&&^%  off and never gets to do a review!"     He took off his shiny black glasses and rolled his eyes at me, and made ANOTHeR REd CHECK MArk.   I was starting to think if this pup smiled his face would crack.

SO he handed me over these official looking papers, the kind that Dad gets and calls junk mail and throws in the trash can,  (at first I thought I had won the Readers Digest Million Dollars, and I could surprise mom wif a vacation ) BUTT it said I was selected to become a POSSIBLE candidate for the Blogville Police Department, and if I do extra well I could even become a DETECTIVE.   WHOOHOOOO!!!!

BUTT.........furst they would need to talk to my neighbors, about my LIFE and also look into some accusations they had heard concerning the prior mayors of blogville, and their campaign trip with ME as their driver.                      UM.........folks that could be a stumbling block...........remember this.............

Do you think Willie could impact me NOT getting into the police academy??????????????????????

So I called Willie and we went over any questions they may ask us so our answers would match........of course there was nuffin to hide anyway............cos after all Willie is Willie, and Gussie is Gussie.

I also called up my ole friend Santa and asked him if he could put a good word in for me,
The snotty pup asked me about my sordid past with Chrissy!!!  Oh my Lord, that troll has come back to haunt me!  I told him there was NO past, that she had tried to sabotage me becoming one of Santa's elves, and it almost worked but I outsmarted her.   Whew!!


and the next fing I knew I was standing at the door of the Academy, a knocking on the door, and darn it guess who answered the door, yep that pup in the black suit, with his darned red check pen, glaring down at me. 


Apparently he thought the only way I got in was having friends in high places............bhahahhahah.

So I worked hard.............

"Hey buddy, um.....my butt is stuck can you help a fellow out?".......................

and I played hard
 
 
with all my buddies...............



I practiced my driving skills in the getaway ..cough...cough....police car...............



and then this happened.


Yeppers Mr. Pup in Black meet your new DETECTIVE, you had better hope YOU never end up on the other side of the table from me!!!!!


Detective Angus McConnell Long reporting for duty Sir.

(oh my pug what have they created.........Stella Rose Long...........p.s. we hate that we can only read about 10 blogs at a time, we cannot even go back and read yesterdays or any that we have missed in the past, what is going on with our blogger??)